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Hey, Doc! uses biting satire to expose a failing university system. Top administrators run the university as a corporation. They peddle influence, violate laws, and amuse themselves by running a huge football program at the expense of teaching and research. Professors know money counts and teaching doesn't.
The narrator, Hector, an unsophisticated yet likeable dude, uses his new lofty position, as State U. Governing Board Member, to write Hey, Doc! Hector's mission is to inform high school students how to do "real good" in college ... by learning a bunch of tricks like he did. He and his co-worker, Cliff, funnel university money into their company. On the Board, Hector, Cliff, and the president focus on intercollegiate athletics. As the book draws to a close, Hector and Cliff await new markets for their binoculars... the World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. is introducing butt naked cheerleaders onto the college football scene.
Hey Doc! is for people who believe students should not graduate from college thinking a square root comes from a square plant. It will appeal to students, teachers, professors, college administrators, professionals, and tax-payers tired of seeing their tax money go to waste.