Dignified Champion of Academic Freedom!

Defender of the Downtrodden!

Advocate for Social Change!

Spokesperson for Truth!

As the "Fair and Balanced Professor " at "State U", I have been battling university mismanagement for nearly three decades. Nothing much has changed except I now have several filing cabinets filled with my own protest letters.  Clearly this approach is not working.

So, since September of 2000, I have been turning my attention towards a more effective vehicle for social change.  I am writing satires.  My first satire has nothing to do with university mismanagement.  Instead, it's about mismanagement of the whole country under G.W. Bush.  "I'm a BUSH-REPUBLICAN...The 72 Best Reasons," has been published by LULU publishing and can be ordered directly from us or via the publisher at

We began constructing the FBP website several years ago in hopes that others would be emboldened to take action against mismanagement at their own institutions.

Now our focus has expanded to include other social issues from consumer products that don't work to motorists who should not be driving on our highways.